February 14
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9:00 pm
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March 9
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11:30 pm
BONER BIZARRE is an XXXtreme erotic variety show featuring filthy performance art, pole dancing, neo-burlesque, aerials, contortion, sideshow, fire breathing, rope bondage, fetish play, comedy, drama, and all things PERVERSE, GROTESQUE, and SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE. In other words, John Waters’s bachelorette party set amidst the back alleys of Amsterdam’s Red Light District.
THIS VALENTINE’S DAY, WE ALL FUCK DOWN HERE… From small-town dread to cosmic unease, we’ll take you on a twisted journey through the Stephen King universe. Expect prom night bloodbaths, haunted hotels, obsessive love gone feral, with the quiet horror of realizing that sometimes dead is better…
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too… they live inside us, and sometimes they win! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s BONER!
With unforgivable acts by Eve Calientina, Bendy Lyndi, Open Carrie, GL Feature, Sodi Moore, Porcelain Fluorite, Cassie the Frog & Sarah Sonatina, Damme TuLana, Lindsay LaPerle, Meadow Rhythmos, Alex Martinez, Helena Zuul, Bonnie Bendz, Zoja Exotica & Demoncela, Heloise Graves, Becca Strong, Sleaze McQueen, Ruby Divine, PoiZen and more!
Come witness a show unlike anything you’ve EVER SEEN BEFORE–the spectacle that can only be BONER BIZARRE!
Hosted by Snake Tits & Dean Zaggler.
Doors at 8pm. Show at 9pm. NO REFUNDS.
