Taps & Tapes Presents: White Fire
November 9, 2019 @ 8:00 pm - 10:00 pmFree
Here at Vulcan Video, we’re committed to bringing you only the finest slices of WTF cinema (also termed, by General Manager and lead Taps & Tapes programmer, as “Utter Facemelters”). With that focus in mind, we proudly present WHITE FIRE, one of the craziest pieces of international action cinema ever crafted on this blue globe we call home. An Italian/Turkish/UK co-production, WHITE FIRE follows THE EXTERMINATOR himself, Robert Ginty, as Bo, a simple smuggler casing some vaguely futuristic diamond mine who dreams of two things: stealing the world’s most precious stone, and getting to bang his sister Ingrid (Belinda Mayne). Through a series of events too ludicrous to even try and type out, Bo gets his shot at both, while also taking on Bondian villain Olaf (Gordon Mitchell), a murderous international pimp (Fred “The Hammer” Williamson), and a legion of stuntmen standing in as a personal army, looking to kill Bo and his elite squad of thieves.
You want body destroying stunts? WHITE FIRE has that. Chainsaw duels? Ditto. A 2,000 carat diamond that supernaturally burns people with its beauty? WHITE FIRE’s got that too. How about incestuous intrigue involving plastic surgery? WHITE FIRE is the movie for you. In fact, the Vulcans would bet that if you’re not entertained by the time this film’s breakneck 96 minutes have come to a close, you should probably just give up movies and take up something boring like cross-stitch instead. It’s definitely more your speed.
As usual at Taps & Tapes, seating is free but limited (so bring your own chair, if you’d like) and Vulcan Video will provide complimentary adult beverages while supplies last (but again, we encourage you to BYOB).