1-800-CLOWN-TOWN: Pussy Pole Power

𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗧𝗢𝗪𝗡: 𝗣𝗢𝗟𝗘 𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡
𝗧𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝟯𝟬𝘁𝗵 | 𝗞𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁 𝗖𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲, 𝗔𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻 𝗧𝗫
𝗗𝗼𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝟴:𝟯𝟬 𝗣𝗠 | 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝘁 𝟵:𝟯𝟬 𝗣M

ᴛʜɪʀᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ’ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴍ… ᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴅᴏᴡɴ.
Welcome to the 𝙼𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝙳𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝, the third descent into Clown Town, where greasepaint meets chrome, and the pole stays up all night. This time, we’re spiraling into a full-blown rage rave—an ALL POLE CLOWN SHOW erupting with absurdity, sensuality, and mustard wrath.

Splintering comedy 🤡, horror 🩸, eroticism 🍑, and rebellion ⚡ told through clown-fueled pole performance. We’re summoning some of the cast from 𝗙𝗼𝘂 𝗙𝗼𝘂 𝗛𝗮! 𝗔𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻—so things tend to get scorching weird with risky art and local performance artist who dare to meet and raise the chaos of this tent.

🅃🄷🄴🄼🄴? 🅁🄰🄶🄴.
Stubbed toe rage 🦶. Honey bottle won’t squirt rage 🍯. Rage at the DMV rage 🧾. Existential dread in a leotard rage 🫠. This pole is a cuntfessional, a cathartic and comedic weapon of destruction.

🅰🅽🅳 🆈🅴🆂! 🆆🅴’🆁🅴 🅲🆁🅾🆆🅽🅸🅽🅶 🅰 🅷🅾🆃🅳🅾🅶 🆀🆆🅴🅴🅽.
🌭👑 That’s right. A trophy will be awarded. There will be tears. There will be ketchup. This tent contains a chaotic talent vortex and the weiner will reign.

🄴🅇🄿🄴🄲🅃

Chrome pole on a pizza slice stage 🍕

Patriotic clown BBQ hellscape decor 🇺🇸🔥

Clown parade 🎪

Full-cast dance party to end the night 🕺

Incredibly questionable immersive art.

𝙍𝙖𝙬 𝙝𝙤𝙩𝙙𝙤𝙜𝙨. 𝙍𝙖𝙬 𝘼𝙧𝙩. 𝙍𝙖𝙬 𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙨.

🥩🤡𝘛𝘐𝘟🤡🥩
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